BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
I am so glad you exist, even if you exist so far away from me.